NAME:          David (Crazy Legs) Duke

DOB:           12/26/50

OCCUP:         Exec. Dir. National Association for the
               Advancement of White People.

WHITE SCALE:   top of scale

DISCOVERED:    undergoing pigmentation therapy at Border
               Brujo's Tanning Salon and Big Screen TV
               Emporium.

SECRET DESIRE: to help all White people w/ low self esteem
               and become their role model.