TRAGEDY STRIKES!: LOS ANTHROPOLOCOS not immune from the bitter side of life suffered immensely when they lost part of their ANTHROPOLOCO Research family to an explosion and fire. A pair of boots that the two Drs. had found had been undergoing sub-atomic particle analysis when one of the technicians, an ex-student of the Drs. and dear friend, had accidently left a chorizo torta near the one boot undergoing analysis. Somehow the torta, more precisely the chorizo grease, had acted as a catalyst tot he already volatile substructure of the boot. 246 people were killed in the orange inferno. The rest is a harrowing and profoundly maddening, saddening sequence of events that have yet to unfold to the satisfaction of LOS ANTHROPOLOCOS and the insurance adjuster from Beto's Insurance. One boot survived.

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