GREAT GOD ALMIGHTY, FOUND AT LAST!
First authenticated photograph
of the "Lost Colorless", once thought to be extinct since circa
384 ALR (Anno Linda Ronstadt). Photographed by Aztlan University
staff photographer Jaime Chichinaca Elliott as the ANTHROPOLOCO
Search Team laid in wait hidden inside a blind for five days.
Different methods of attraction and capture were utilized for
those five days. On the fifth day LOS ANTHROPOLOCOS disillusioned
and also fearful that their research grant may be revoked,
resorted to using a little known theory postulated by Enrique "El
Scratchy" Chagoya, that the colorless had an innate affinity for
twangy, guttural sounds. Using an antique audio devise the two
doctores had set up electronic speakers in a remote area of Ejido
Emilio Estevez (formerly known as Hollywood, CA.) where
"Colorless" droppings were first reported by Sr. Juan Valdez the
Fourth, from the Valdez family and proprietor of TU MADRE chorizo
salon/cafe. Los ANTHROPOLOCOS played an audio tape that
contained sounds once known as "country-western music", "urban
hillbilly" or "music to spank your cow by". "El Scratchy's"
theories were proven to be correct. Here the two subjects are
observed in rapture and awe, behavior outlined in El Scratchy's
writings.
[figure on the right] [figure on the left]
Subject: Male (Hughee) Subject: Female (Leenda)
Weight: 174 lbs. Weight: 108 lbs.
Height: 5 ft. 10 in. Height: 5 ft. 3 in.
Age: approx. 16 years old Age: approx. 27 years old
Scars: none Scars: none
Odd traits: very furry Odd traits: very waxen
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