MALE MUMMY (Hughee) -
The ability to view the male
is highly restricted in
order to safeguard the
visiting public. This
hermetically sealed
container was built by
CASA (CASA not NASA! The
Chicano Aeronautic Space
Agency) under the
exacting supervision of
both of Los
ANTHROPOLOCOS. The
yellow light neutralizes
the extremely lethal
levels of ultraviolet
rays emanating from the
small compact body of the
Colorless Mummy.