"We have the technology---we can rebuild [her]!" -Six Million Dollar Man TV series intro
"Photo-retouching is not rocket science!" -David J. Calabrese
"Sleep is for fags!" -Shawn McIntosh
"Your clothes. Give them to me!" -The Terminator
"She stood on the edge of tomorrow..." -David J. Calabrese
"Can you believe Paulina married that guy? Definitely recreational drugs." -Heidi Hunter, radio dj
"If it's not one thing it's another in this crazy cave!" -MST 3K
"What's the point of having dreams if you don't follow them?" -David J. Calabrese
"All girls have boyfriends. They're just looking for better ones." -Rainer X
"Checkmate. Have a nice day!" -The Shawn 5000
"Tragedy comes in many flavors, and I have tasted each one." -David J. Calabrese
"Hey, do I know you? You look really familiar." -Mark Rearick, said to Wynona Rider in a video store in L.A.
"I like the odds how I like my women---stacked, and in my favor!" -David J. Calabrese
"No one knows that I'm famous..." -David J. Calabrese
PhotoShop, Adobe, Xerox, and Colorizing-That-Doesn't-Actually-Work are Trademarks of their respective owners.