On the morning of July 15th, 1992, an anonymous phone message was received at the offices of Chicano Anthropolocos Dr. Ritchie Lou and Dr. Bobby Sanchez, two eminent senior faculty members from the Department of Anthropology at Aztlan University. Thus began the mot important research, centered on White Ethnicity, better known as "WHITE-FYING: Quest for the Colorless People."Tonight's presentation is not without controversy or risk. Los Anthropolocos have been accused of reverse racism, unethical and rasquache removal of White remains, flagrant disregard for scholarship, and for abandoning standard of scientific procedures. Already several past supporters from the scientific community have made public statements distancing themselves from similar activities that you are about to witness.
Needless to say Dr. Lou and Dr. Sanchez have not allowed their research and their dig team to be hampered by the aforementioned accusations. Important discoveries and advancements have been made in the ever changing world of Chican Anthropology, they believe that they are on the verge of imploding the White Mystique.
The man to my left is Capitan Chingasos who's security company, El Frijol Pinto, has been hired by the Cafe Cinema. Since the booking of Los Anthroplocos the Doctors have received numerous death threats which the police have advised us to take very seriously. We have security personnel stationed throughout the audience to assure you and Los Anthropolocos safety. Safety issues aside, the Cafe Cinema presents to you LOS ANTHROPOLOCOS VS. THE WHITE MUMMIES.
