PRESS THE ONLINE A newspaper poem for the online generation. A few verses for the ink that gets on your fingers And comes off in trails of guilty fingerprints Down at the station Before being booked As an accomplice. Because the ink of newspapers is blood Because the paper cuts. It cuts much like the headlines In a daily vision Flooded by the loudspeakers Blasting away the military takeovers We should know about this morning But that took place yesterday. And in this vision the classifieds become the obituaries The obituaries become the food section And sports becomes Dear Abby. The editorials become the chess page The editorials become the personals The editorials become the phone sex pages Full of 976s and OJ lines. And the editor becomes Dear Abby.